In case you are wondering... as soon as I landed in Cincinatti, I got kidnapped! They came in a huge limo and whisked me away. The kidnappers then made me watch the Fishing Show and even though I was terrified, I was so bored that I fell asleep.
When I woke up, I was at this location. And in front of my eyes, my abductor... Captain Jack Sparrow also known as Johnny Depp!
So that is where I have been for all this time. On a boat, sailing with Captain Jack Sparrow.
Unfortunately... I was rescued and thus I am back.
Thank you Mr. Mayor of Pottsville Mr. Mythos for your efforts to rescue me.
Le sigh!