Swinger

I was once a witness to the following conversation between a man and a woman.

The man: Liked dabbling in alternative lifestyles
The woman: Thought swinging was just a dance

W: So What are you doing this weekend?
M: Oh. I don't know. My wife and I may go to a bar this weekend.
W: Really? That sounds like a lot of fun. My husband and I never go out. I'd love to go to a bar some day.
M: Well... I'd invite you but it is one of those swinger bars.
W: Really? I LOVE swinging! I've been begging my husband to take me to one of those bars.
M: Oh. I did not know that. My wife and I love it.
W: Oh I love it too. My husband on the other hand.. well I'll try to convince him. He needs to have some fun. F.U.N! He needs some adventure!
M: Yeah... umm...
W: You know what? Let me know next time you go. If he doesn't come, I'll go alone. Can I come alone? Do they have extra guys who can swing?
M: I guess...
W: That's it then. I'll go alone and once he realizes how much fun I am having, he'll tag along.

Another Woman in the room: Hey M! You do realize that W is talking about something completely different.

M: Yeah I got the feeling...
W: What? What are you talking about? I love Swinging. I love all kinds of dance. I'd love to try the polka dance some day.

The other woman: See?
M: Cool. Well I gotto go... See you later!
W: Have fun swinging!

W to the other woman: What the heck was that about? Did you notice how strangely he acted?
The other woman: errr.... Gotto go!