I know you are all wondering why I haven't update my blog recently. So I thought I'd share with you what's really been going on.
Here are the top 10 reasons why I haven't updated my blog:
1. Pirates held me captive and fed me too much rum.
2. I was sitting on the couch watching my friend Darran complete the Iron Man! You are amazing Darran!
3. I didn't get into the flower show so all the flower photos spontaneously combusted and made a huge mess in my house. Seriously.
4. The Global economic pressures. Was the 21st participant at the G20+1 summit. Please keep this to yourself since this is classified information. Oh and if you have a solution for this mess, call me.
5. I was attacked by secret stealth ninjas that cannot be seen by the naked eye.
6. Spend too much time arguing with Carol about frames. Stupid, stupid frames!
7. I hid in the basement to avoid being attack by the aliens.
8. Got to ride the Yahoo Magic Donkey.
9. Was alternating between hurling objects at my printer and whispering sweet nothings to it. My family overheard me and sent me to rehab.
10. I was baking a cake for Ram with a file in it.
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