Showing posts with label southern sisters wine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label southern sisters wine. Show all posts

Monday, January 19, 2009

Wine Opera: Part 11

Condesa Arrives

In the middle of the afternoon, the other Southern Sister, Condesa went to meet the Purple Cowboy.


She wore a Little Black Dress.


"You can’t love the Good Daughter! She is a Basket Case." Condesa gasped!


"She is so dumb that she doesn’t even know her A to Z."

"She is so dumb that she thinks 1+1=3."


"Go away! No one bad mouths the Good Daughter!" Yelled the Purple Cowboy.

But she didn’t. So he turned her into a Twisted Pig.


To be continued next Monday.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Wine Opera: Part 9


The Southern Sisters

At dusk the Southern Sisters had a secret séance.



And prayed to Pinot Evil.




“Help us to get rid of the Good Daughter. None of the men in town even notice us. Not even Joe Blow.”



And Pinot Evil replied, “You must use some Sin Zin”


So they made a plan. An Evil plan.


But they knew it in their hearts that it would not be a CakeWalk.



To be continued next Monday.