Saturday, January 9, 2010
I know what you are thinking. Where the heck is Scriber?
Well here is the scoop.
Tiger and his peeps keep chasing me at all times trying to persuade me to continue my fling with Tiger. Since I do not want to be the 15th or 16th mistress, I am in hiding. How rude! I should at least be a top 10 mistress. I have standards you know?
To make matters worse, Charlie Sheen suddenly discovered me and now wants to have a "relationship" with me. He keeps chasing me. With a knife.
It sucks to be gorgeous. But at least the aliens are leaving me alone.
It has been cold, cold, cold here and everywhere else.
So in this mysterious town that I am hiding in, temperatures are dropping faster than an old woman's boobs. Right now, it is 18 degrees. Holy cow!
The thing about Texans is we don't know how to handle rain or cold. We have jackets. But we usually keep them in our car in winter months. And every year, we buy gloves and hats and safely store them away God knows where because we can never find them when we need them.
So we tend to run a lot. From our home to the car, from our car to the office.... which brings up an important point.
What the heck is wrong with the office building owners? In summer, I have to wear a sweater in the office because it is so so cold. I shiver constantly. In winter, I have to wear layers and shed peel after peel as sweat drips from my body.
What the heck?
But I digress.
How cold is it where you are at? And what are you doing tocope with it? Also, anyone persuing you with a knife? Do tell.