Showing posts with label confused. Show all posts
Showing posts with label confused. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Hot Questions






I am confused.

Why do people who claim to love us, love to make us feel bad about ourselves?

They can be your family, your friends, or even coworkers.

Here is a list questions:

  • Q: Do you know that you've gained a lot of weight? I am just saying in case you did not notice.
  • A: Oh wow thanks! Now I know why I could not zip up those pants for 3 years!
  • Q: Are you using any moisturizer? Your face has so many wrinkles!
  • A: Umm...
  • Q: Are you planning on getting plastic surgery? You look old.
  • A: Well I may have aged since we met 25 years ago.
  • Q: Is that your real hair or a bad wig?
  • A: Actually, an alien rabbit landed on my head today and wants to live there for a few weeks.
  • Q: Is this what you are going to wear to the party?
  • A: Nope. I am taking it all off before we leave.
  • Q: Are you pregnant or is that gas?
  • A: Burp!
How about you? Anyone ever asked you tacky questions?