So lately I've been hearing from my friends about how hot it is where they live. Naturally, I have to give them my 2 cents. Like everything else in Texas, it is hotter here.
So interactive blog today. Tell me how hot it is where you are… Let’s all do it together! Here are some starters:
It is so hot that I had to eat chilli to cool down.
It is so hot that the water from the cold tap water was warmer than the hot water.
It is so hot that I had to drive around in the car aimlessly just to be in AC.
It is so hot that I grilled a steak without turning the grill on.
It is so hot that cows deliver boiling milk.
It is so hot that my tomato plants are now yielding stewed tomatoes.
It is so hot that all the critters have now moved into the house.
It is so hot that the pond by my house has boiling water.
It is so hot that the cars are wearing shades.
It is so hot that internet is melting.
It is so hot that my AC is melting.
It is so hot that Paris Hilton keeps saying “That’s today”
From my friend Carol:
It's so dry the trees are whistling at the dogs again.
It's so hot the cactus plants have moved north for the winter.
It's so hot we can't think of anymore it's so hot jokes.
It's so hot my infrared camera is taking normal pictures.
So tell me, how hot is it where you live?