Top 10 excuses why I have not blogged for a couple of days…
10. Went on a top secret mission to figure out how in the world Russia could break facebook.
9. Had a secret rendezvous with Brad Pitt. Angelina found out and locked me up in her basement. With her kids.
8. I was busy looking for World Peace at the mall.
7. Aliens abducted me and took me to the mother ship. It was nice hanging out with them again.
6. The heat in Austin melted da internets.
5. Started reading Atlas Shrugged and fell asleep for days. Again.
4. The Mayor of Pottsville threw me in jail and demanded money.
3. The twitter bird carried me away to lala land.
2. Spent days waiting for a Postcard from Wildwood.
1. While working on my top secret Pay it Forward project, I accidentally glued myself to the wall.
So what's your excuse? Do you have an innovative excuse for not blogging? Talk to me...