Wine Opera: Part 14

The Proposal

On a bright and sunny day, the Purple Cowboy went to see the Good Daughter. And gave her a big Red Diamond ring.

"You are the only one for me. Marry me Sweet Pea!"

"I can’t live without you. I think about you 24/7"

"I will give you Bliss."

"I will use my Strong Arms"

"To build you a house made of Brick."

"Where flowers will Bloom."

"And Ladybug Red will fly."

"Marry me and give me some Serenity!"

The Good Daughter gasped and said, “But will you Love My Goat?”

To be continued next Monday...

Silly Saturday

So Nicole wanted some silliness this Saturday and since I don't have any cute pets or kids handy, I had to get creative. I thought my entire blog was dedicated to silliness and thought of the most silly thing that I've done and there is a clear winner. So here goes...

The love affair of the Purple Cowboy and the Good Daughter...

Phase 1:



Phase 2:

Phase 3:

Of course more phases to come...

Stay tuned for more silliness...

Wine Opera: Part 5

On a dark, dark night, the Purple Cowboy prayed to Saint Amour.


"I have made so many mistakes with the Good Daughter. Please help me! Zinfatuation has hit me so badly that I can't think straight anymore. I need your help."





"I am in love with the Good Daughter and she is Cabulous."





"Unlike others, I don't know how to use sweet love Jargon."


"The Good Daughter is a Perfect 10."





"She is more beautiful that Marilyn Merlot."





"The Good Daughter holds my heart captive. I have tried everything but failed. Give me the Good Daughter. Oh dear Saint Amour, give me El Miracle!"






Stay tuned for more wine soap opera coming up next Monday.

Wine Opera: Part 4

The Purple Cowboy's spell had finally worn off. And he desperately wanted to take the Good Daughter for a Tete-a-tete.





He did not know what to do. So he asked the Scheming Beagle.





According to the instructions, he arrived with flowers in his Big Ass Cab.





The Good Daughter was standing on the porch looking beautiful in a Lil's Red Satin thingy. She wore her cowboy boots and a big floppy hat. The Purple Cowboy's heart started hammering. Until he saw...





Justin on the porch offering red roses to the Good Daughter.





The Purple Cowboy lost all control of himself and yelled, "IL BASTARDO!!!!!"





Stay tuned for the next wine soap opera post coming up next Monday...

Wine Opera: Part 3

On a crystal clear day, the Good Daughter went to see her Five Friends. Specially her Sweet Walter.

She baked him a Layer Cake.


On her way, suddenly out of nowhere, she saw a Wild Horse. And on it, the Purple Cowboy.



"Hello Cupcake!" He said.

The Good Daughter gasped. She got Goosebumps.


But she said, "Out of my way or I will turn you into a Leaping Lizard!"


The Purple Cowboy sighed and said, "Please give me a Second Chance!"


Never! You Fat Bastard!
But he did not listen. So she turned him into a Leaping Lizard and made her Escape.

London Skyline Photo

Here is a beautiful photo of the Tower of London. I took this photo a few years ago when I went to London.



But look at this one. On the right side of the photo you can see the Tower of London. But what the heck is in the center? Can any one tell me about it? Someone told me that it might be the Financial Center. Is that true? Hello European friends! Can you please enlighten me?

Does it look Austin Powerish to you or is it just me? It also seems like such a culture clash!

Check this one out... Is it just me?


Maybe I am too self-absorbed. I hate these photos. But am I wrong about this? Maybe I am only looking at it from a photographer's point of view. It messes up my photos. How dare they build something that mars my photos!

The tip is everywhere!

The tip is everywhere!

Ok.

On a brighter note, the romance between the Purple Cowboy and the Good Daughter is brewing in the Wine Operaland. I personally have a virtual crush on the Purple Cowboy. If I was the Good Daughter, I'd stop playing hard to get. But anyways.

I'll post the wine opera every monday. At least for a few weeks. I never intended for this to be an ongoing thing. But looking for funny wine names is like being pregnant. You see pregnant women everywhere! I think I can continue for a few weeks.

I am hoping that sooner or later I run out of funny wine names.

So what was I writing about? Oh yeah. Check out the London Skyline.

Happy Sunday!

Wine Story Competition

I am having way too much fun with the wine soap operas and thought you might be interested in joining me.
If you are interested, write up a wine story on your blog and post it. You must use at least 10 wine names. Post a comment here with a link to your post. If it is R rated, let us know. OK?

The deadline for this is November 24.

I'll give away my 2009 Cabos Calendar to one of the bloggers who posts this story. If no one blogs about this, oh well...

Here is a list of the wine names you can use in the story:

• Good Daughter
• Purple Cowboy
• Monogamy
• Promisquios
• Menage a Trois
• 5 Friends
• Red Guitar
• Red Bicyclette
• Red Truck
• Horse Play
• Toasted Head
• Oops
• Valley of the Moon
• Vampire
• Were Wolf
  
• 3 Saints
• White Truck
• Relax
• Saint Amour
• Mad Housewife
• S.O.B (Sun of a beach)
  

WIne Soap Opera: Part 2

On a dark and stormy night, the Good Daughter left home in the middle of the night.





She raced to the Valley of the Moon.






To meet her 5 friends.




In the middle of the forest, she saw a Vampire.





And a Werewolf.

She was terrified.





Help me please! She prayed to the 3 Saints.





Suddenly out of nowhere, she saw a big White Truck.





And to her rescue, came the Purple Cowboy.





Relax! He said. I'll take care of you.





And he thanked Saint Amour for his good luck.

A Wine Soap Opera

On a bright sunny day, the Good Daughter





went to meet her Five Friends.





She took her Red Guitar





and sped off on her Red Bicyclette

.



On her way, she ran into the Purple Cowboy.





He drove a big Red Truck. (OMG- Check out the cost of this wine. It is cheaper than decent vinegar.)



He was interested in a little Horse Play.





Stop! Or I'll turn you into a Toasted Head.





But he didn't listen. So she turned him into a toasted head.

Oops! She said as she sped off the meet her friends.