Wine Opera: Complete Story

I've been getting numerous requests to publish the complete wine opera so it is easy to find. So here goes.

Each episode will take you approximately 2 minutes to read. And yes it is silly.

The complete wine opera...


Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15

Wine Opera: Part 3

On a crystal clear day, the Good Daughter went to see her Five Friends. Specially her Sweet Walter.

She baked him a Layer Cake.


On her way, suddenly out of nowhere, she saw a Wild Horse. And on it, the Purple Cowboy.



"Hello Cupcake!" He said.

The Good Daughter gasped. She got Goosebumps.


But she said, "Out of my way or I will turn you into a Leaping Lizard!"


The Purple Cowboy sighed and said, "Please give me a Second Chance!"


Never! You Fat Bastard!
But he did not listen. So she turned him into a Leaping Lizard and made her Escape.