Wine Opera: Part 14

The Proposal

On a bright and sunny day, the Purple Cowboy went to see the Good Daughter. And gave her a big Red Diamond ring.

"You are the only one for me. Marry me Sweet Pea!"

"I can’t live without you. I think about you 24/7"

"I will give you Bliss."

"I will use my Strong Arms"

"To build you a house made of Brick."

"Where flowers will Bloom."

"And Ladybug Red will fly."

"Marry me and give me some Serenity!"

The Good Daughter gasped and said, “But will you Love My Goat?”

To be continued next Monday...

Wine Opera: Part 12

The Good Daughter Arrives

At High Noon, the Good Daughter went to visit the Purple Cowboy.

She had love in her heart and was wearing a pink dress with Polka Dot.

Her plan was Risque. But she wanted to surprise the Purple Cowboy.

Her heart was full of Hope.

She wanted to give her heart and soul to the Purple Cowboy. And she no longer wanted to stay a Virgin.

But when she arrived at the Purple Cowboy’s house her hopes crashed. The Purple Cowboy was with The Other woman.

To be continued next Monday...

Wine Opera: Part 11

Condesa Arrives

In the middle of the afternoon, the other Southern Sister, Condesa went to meet the Purple Cowboy.

She wore a Little Black Dress.

"You can’t love the Good Daughter! She is a Basket Case." Condesa gasped!

"She is so dumb that she doesn’t even know her A to Z."

"She is so dumb that she thinks 1+1=3."

"Go away! No one bad mouths the Good Daughter!" Yelled the Purple Cowboy.

But she didn’t. So he turned her into a Twisted Pig.

To be continued next Monday.

Silly Saturday

So Nicole wanted some silliness this Saturday and since I don't have any cute pets or kids handy, I had to get creative. I thought my entire blog was dedicated to silliness and thought of the most silly thing that I've done and there is a clear winner. So here goes...

The love affair of the Purple Cowboy and the Good Daughter...

Phase 1:



Phase 2:

Phase 3:

Of course more phases to come...

Stay tuned for more silliness...

Wine Opera: Part 9

The Southern Sisters

At dusk the Southern Sisters had a secret séance.

And prayed to Pinot Evil.

“Help us to get rid of the Good Daughter. None of the men in town even notice us. Not even Joe Blow.”

And Pinot Evil replied, “You must use some Sin Zin”

So they made a plan. An Evil plan.

But they knew it in their hearts that it would not be a CakeWalk.

To be continued next Monday.

Wine Opera: Part 5

On a dark, dark night, the Purple Cowboy prayed to Saint Amour.


"I have made so many mistakes with the Good Daughter. Please help me! Zinfatuation has hit me so badly that I can't think straight anymore. I need your help."





"I am in love with the Good Daughter and she is Cabulous."





"Unlike others, I don't know how to use sweet love Jargon."


"The Good Daughter is a Perfect 10."





"She is more beautiful that Marilyn Merlot."





"The Good Daughter holds my heart captive. I have tried everything but failed. Give me the Good Daughter. Oh dear Saint Amour, give me El Miracle!"






Stay tuned for more wine soap opera coming up next Monday.

Wine Opera: Part 4

The Purple Cowboy's spell had finally worn off. And he desperately wanted to take the Good Daughter for a Tete-a-tete.





He did not know what to do. So he asked the Scheming Beagle.





According to the instructions, he arrived with flowers in his Big Ass Cab.





The Good Daughter was standing on the porch looking beautiful in a Lil's Red Satin thingy. She wore her cowboy boots and a big floppy hat. The Purple Cowboy's heart started hammering. Until he saw...





Justin on the porch offering red roses to the Good Daughter.





The Purple Cowboy lost all control of himself and yelled, "IL BASTARDO!!!!!"





Stay tuned for the next wine soap opera post coming up next Monday...

Wine Opera: Part 3

On a crystal clear day, the Good Daughter went to see her Five Friends. Specially her Sweet Walter.

She baked him a Layer Cake.


On her way, suddenly out of nowhere, she saw a Wild Horse. And on it, the Purple Cowboy.



"Hello Cupcake!" He said.

The Good Daughter gasped. She got Goosebumps.


But she said, "Out of my way or I will turn you into a Leaping Lizard!"


The Purple Cowboy sighed and said, "Please give me a Second Chance!"


Never! You Fat Bastard!
But he did not listen. So she turned him into a Leaping Lizard and made her Escape.