How it began...

This is the post that started it all. The silly wine opera. Based on what I heard through the grapevine.

Then for you my faithful readers, I started research.

There were recommendations.

Some relationship advice.

And then some adventures.

I also posted this for my bloggie friend. I recommended that she give it to someone who was a jerk in her life.

It was quite an adventure writing the wine opera. I hope you can read it and share my adventures.

Wine Opera: Complete Story

I've been getting numerous requests to publish the complete wine opera so it is easy to find. So here goes.

Each episode will take you approximately 2 minutes to read. And yes it is silly.

The complete wine opera...


Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15

Wine Opera: Part 15

And the Purple Cowboy said, "Yes I will love your goat.

I will take Care of you and your goat."

He said it with Sincerity

And so they lived happily ever after and had wonderful, well behaved, lavender kids.

Well there was this one time …

Director’s cut!!!

Enough!

The End.

Wine Opera: Part 13

The Consequences

The Purple Cowboy was about to Freakout.

This was all Jake’s Fault.

He should never have agreed to take Jake’s sister to The Show.

And now the Good Daughter was mad at him and he didn’t know what to do.

So he hopped on his best Longhorn.

He did The Stump Jump.

He did the Shoo Fly and then realized suddenly….

He had to go on a Mission to finally win the Good Daughter’s heart.

All he needed was a little luck and some shopping at Telegraph Hill.

Wine Opera: Part 12

The Good Daughter Arrives

At High Noon, the Good Daughter went to visit the Purple Cowboy.

She had love in her heart and was wearing a pink dress with Polka Dot.

Her plan was Risque. But she wanted to surprise the Purple Cowboy.

Her heart was full of Hope.

She wanted to give her heart and soul to the Purple Cowboy. And she no longer wanted to stay a Virgin.

But when she arrived at the Purple Cowboy’s house her hopes crashed. The Purple Cowboy was with The Other woman.

To be continued next Monday...

Wine Opera: Part 11

Condesa Arrives

In the middle of the afternoon, the other Southern Sister, Condesa went to meet the Purple Cowboy.

She wore a Little Black Dress.

"You can’t love the Good Daughter! She is a Basket Case." Condesa gasped!

"She is so dumb that she doesn’t even know her A to Z."

"She is so dumb that she thinks 1+1=3."

"Go away! No one bad mouths the Good Daughter!" Yelled the Purple Cowboy.

But she didn’t. So he turned her into a Twisted Pig.

To be continued next Monday.

Wine Opera: Part 8

New Year's Eve

On a cold evening the Purple Cowboy and the Good Daughter went to Monkey Bay for a New Year's eve party.



It was time for Leisure.


Since both the Purple Cowboy and the Good Daughter were Foodies, they met near the food table.


And had some Bangin Red wine.



"You look Magnificat!" The Purple Cowboy said to the Good Daughter.

“Let’s say Ciao Bella to 2008” he said.

And then he gathered her in his arms and kissed her.

And fireworks exploded everywhere like a Dynamite.

To be continued next Monday...

Wine Opera: Part 7

On a cold and dark night, the Purple Cowboy went to the Good Daughter's house like a Ghost Rider to deliver Christmas presents at her door step.


He went on his Electric Reindeer.



He wanted the Good Daughter to have all the lovely presents with Bells and Whistles.




So he bought her the entire set of Encyclopedia.



And a Rock Rabbit.


And hopefully the best, Four Emus.


If this wouldn't make the Good Daughter love him, nothing would.

Wine Opera: Part 6

The Good Daughter was in a pensive mood. She liked Sweet Walter. And Justin. But the one who made her heart beat was the Purple Cowboy. He made her Spellbound.





She wanted to get married and live in a Big House Red.



With a white Picket Fence.


So her goats could run freely. Because Goats do Roam.





But it was an Irony.





The Purple Cowboy and the man who made her heart beat did not love goats.

And he lived in a Big House Pink.