In the middle of the afternoon, the other Southern Sister, Condesa went to meet the Purple Cowboy.
She wore a Little Black Dress.
"You can’t love the Good Daughter! She is a Basket Case." Condesa gasped!
"She is so dumb that she doesn’t even know her A to Z."
"She is so dumb that she thinks 1+1=3."
"Go away! No one bad mouths the Good Daughter!" Yelled the Purple Cowboy.
But she didn’t. So he turned her into a Twisted Pig.
To be continued next Monday.
9 comments:
sooo great...AGAIN!
I didn't see any these kind of labels in NZ, Australia...or maybe I couldn't look...and hey! this is your thing! You're the best! :-)
Have a good week!
On behalf of any of the remaining "Southern Sisters", would you please send me their addresses? I know their intentions are mis-guided, but its only because they need someone to love them. (Its the least I can do, as a good Samaritan.) : D. Thanks for the laughs, Scriber!
Blogitse: Thank you! No worries about the labels. So far, I think Australian wines have the craziest names. I am surprised that you did not see them in Australia but maybe they ship all the crazy wine names to all of us crazy US folks:) So glad to have you back.
Mytho: They are both on their way. Hurry up and wait by the door! LOL.
oooohhhhh, Purple Cowboy has a mean streak to him!
BG
This one really had me laughing out loud.
Twisted pig.....mmmmwwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!
:D
I'm glad the Purple Cowboy stood up for her!!
I almost peed my pants on Saturday night. We finally ventured out of the house to my friend's house and you will NEVER guess what they had on the table!!! A bottle of Menage a trois (Sp?) and a bottle of Gnarly Head. You know I had to tell them all about you and your wine operas!! I was on antibiotic and didn't taste either unfortunately!
I hope you have a great day my friend. Today is my first day back to work. I didn't sleep well so I'm counting the hours to go home.
Can't wait to find out what happens next. lol!
You are great!
BG: He just hates it when someone badmouths the good daughter. Condesa will return back to normal soon. You are so sweet!
Nicole: Ha ha. Can you believe the wine names? Hilarious!
Jodi: Too funny about the wine! Ha ha. Your friends must think that I am crazy. They are probably right! Good luck with the back to work and commute!
Betty: I have faith in the Purple Cowboy. I think slowly but surely he will figure out what to do!
MM: Aww! Thanks! I just wish the "greatness" lied in something more intelligent than this:) Oh well!
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