The Purple Cowboy was about to Freakout.
This was all Jake’s Fault.
He should never have agreed to take Jake’s sister to The Show.
And now the Good Daughter was mad at him and he didn’t know what to do.
So he hopped on his best Longhorn.
He did The Stump Jump.
He did the Shoo Fly and then realized suddenly….
He had to go on a
All he needed was a little luck and some shopping at Telegraph Hill.