A Belly Button Flower! It glows, it shines, and it is absolutely free! I mean you can buy it with redemption points of course.
I got this at Dave and Busters. It is one of those restaurants where they have video games etc. I was lucky enough to go there for a company meeting. We meet, eat and then play games. So I cashed in my gift card and played one of those slot machines. Essentially I was just sitting around, chatting with a friend and dropping coins into the machine. And guess what? I got all these tickets/points!
So I cashed them in for this cute little thingy. It even comes with stickers so you can easily stick it into your belly button. And batteries. Yep. They last very long.
Check this out. That's the back of the package. See how happy that lady looks with the button? Look at her go go go!
Maybe you should get one for yourself and another one for the pesky, hard to gift relatives.
You could show up to a family Christmas party with one of these. Wouldn't that be a blast? I mean come on. It is your duty to shake things up a little bit to make it lively. Why not show up with a glowing belly button thingy?
And I insist that you strike a pose like the woman in the picture. How often do we pose like that? Not enough.
So here is my homework assignment to you all:
- Get the belly button thingy
- Wear it to a Christmas party
- Strike a pose
Do not swallow the belly button thingy!!!