Sunday, December 21, 2008

Christmas Gift Suggestion 2

To all those who are still scrambling to buy Christmas presents, I have yet another suggestion.

This gift is for any one of these special people in your life:
  • Male chauvinistic pigs
  • Sexual harassers at work
  • The in-law who always wants to grope your ass at a Christmas party
  • The guy who always talks to your boobs
  • The boss who lays you off for two weeks during Christmas so he does not have to pay for the vacation he owes you

Don't forget to sign "Best Wishes!"

Guys watch this space for some suggestions for you.


Nicole said...

"Best wishes"....NICE! :D

mythopolis said...

hahaha...!!! love it!

Cairo Typ0 said...

The whole talking to your boobs thing is annoying. For about the first 5 or 10 seconds it's sort of a compliment. "I've still got it! And the girls look good today!" But then when he keeps staring and not looking up... That's when i want to smack them with a bottle of port.

Scriber's Web said...

Nicole: So happy to have you back:) Wish you sunny skies!

Mytho: Ha ha... I knew you would love it:)

CT: Yes I know! I had to interact with this one guy for years who would never make eye contact with me. He just talked to my boobs the whole time. I think he was shy. He wasn't really a creepy guy but he only talked to my boobs. I so wanted to grab his face and say, look at my face while you talk to me dammit! LOL.

Coffee Slut said...

hahahahah ...awesome!

Midwest Mommy said...

OMG! That's all I can say.

Jodi said...

I literally almost peed my pants!!
You are HYSTERICAL my friend. Love the last one!!

Thank you for always making me laugh. Awesome!!!

mythopolis said...

With all due respect, and being a guy here, in a tough situation: there are these tropisms, like the way a flower or any plant turns up to the sun, and I will humbly admit that, sometimes when I look at a woman, I turn into a vegetable. I am really sorry, just tell me how many "Hail Marys" I need to do. And please don't tell me I need an exorcism. : D

Scriber's Web said...

Sue: Yes I know. I never thought I would post this photo but the situation called for it!

MM: Yep. OMG! Sorry if I offended you.

Jodi: Ha ha... Anytime my friend!

Mytho: It is ok to turn into a vegetable when you see a woman. We like that. Just ask us what we think and feel:)